Welcome.

Hello, welcome to my Blog.

I wrote that salutation in a robot voice. And that last sentence was in a British accent.

I'm a complicated woman.

I wont bore you the details of my many complications, but if you stick around I'm sure you will pick them all out on your own.

So, where do I begin? I had a really delicious breakfast today that consisted of blueberry yogurt and a cup of coffee, black 2 sugars. My mind raced as I read the newspaper and filled out the Sunday crossword puzzle in pen. I could feel the gentle breeze of a nearby fan. It's Nevada, it's hot as fuck. Actually, I'm going to start over. I woke up, contemplated what bridge I was going to fling myself off of.. then reminded myself I have a fear of heights. I turned over to check my phone to see all the missed calls and texts that I actually never received. You are alone. Today is Day 3 of absolute confusion.